MeTV The Hammer S01E07 An elderly apartment manager is found to have been beaten to death with a hammer. The Coffee House Set S10E10 Robbie's new girlfriend offers to get him and his guitar an audition at a club. Generation Gap "Bill and Toony explore just how wide the generation gap really is." The Black Eye S01E03 Beaver comes home with a black eye and Ward is upset when he learns that Beaver didn't fight back. This leads Ward to teach Beaver how to defend himself. Little does Ward know, the person who punched Beaver is a girl, Violet Rutherford, the daughter of one of Ward's co-workers. New Neighbors S01E05 The Cleavers have new neighbors, the Donaldsons, and June sends Beaver over to welcome them with a vase of flowers. However, when Mrs. Donaldson thanks Beaver by kissing him on the cheek, Beaver becomes convinced that Mr. Donaldson will kill him because he let a married woman kiss him, and it's all thanks to Eddie Haskell, who planted that idea in Beaver's mind. The Case Of The Sleepy Slayer S08E04 When a man is accused of killing his employer, who still owed him $50,000 for an accident years before, it's up to Mason to find the real killer. The Suspect: Part 2 (s6, ep) Matlock defends a wealthy widow charged with the murder of her husband, while Michelle defends a father accused of murdering the drug dealer who got his child hooked. Sweet, Sweet Blues S05E08 The lyrics to a blues song recall a murder that happened 50 years earlier. The victim - Sweet's grandfather. And the only people left with the answers are the bluesman who wrote the song and a retired sheriff. The Actress S01E15 Alvira Drummond, a famous stage and screen actress, is invited to stay at the Walton home after her car breaks down in Walton's Mountain Bank Baby S10E26 Bert Clum plots to rob pilgrim families in nearby camps. Winter Kill S12E26 When a prized steer belonging to the Cartwrights is killed by the foreman of a neighboring ranch, the man's scheming boss plans to take unfair advantage of the mistake. Deadly Image S04E22 On the trail Len Richards and his brother, Ab, confront a Lucas McCain look-alike, Earl Bantry and his sidekick K.C. Peters, for slaughtering one of Richards' steers. Bantry kills Ab Richards, and Len wants Micah to arrest Lucas for the murder. More problems ensue because of this "evil twin." The Debt S04E23 Lucas and Mark stop on the way to the county fair to deliver a message to Micah, who is on the trail escorting a prisoner scheduled to be hanged. Mark and Lucas recognize the prisoner, Mr. Renolds, as someone who saved Mark's life from a snake bite a few years back. The Annie Duggan Story S06E25 "An elderly couple and then a young girl become ill with typhoid fever on the wagon train. A young servant girl has attended to them all in isolation. One of the women on the train has an idea about the cause but no one wants to listen." Log 132 -- Producer S01E10 Reed tries to pawn off his new litter of puppies to co-workers, strangers and even victims. The officers work a silent alarm, rescue a boy with his head stuck in a fence and track down a prowler. Log 111: Snake In The Trunk S01E11 A ditzy young woman reports her 1958 Ford convertible stolen while she went into a liquor store. She left the keys in the car, has no paperwork, doesn't know the license number or other details but she needs it by 6 PM for a date. She finally tells the officers that her eight-foot boa constrictor is in the trunk as she was coming from the vet. The Price Of Tomato Juice S04E15 Radar gets the help of Hawkeye and B.J. to procure something Colonel Potter says he's fond of, but that's hard to come by—tomato juice. Dear Ma S04E16 Radar writes home to his mother, as Hawkeye conducts the camp foot inspection, and Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside. Der Tag S04E17 Potter decides Frank would be less of a pain if the others were friendlier to him; they oblige, with some startling results. Hawkeye S04E18 Hawkeye is injured in a jeep accident and, aware he has a concussion, babbles to a Korean family to keep himself awake. The Cow Thief S03E05 The mayor calls in an investigator from the state capital to help solve a string of cow thefts. Barney Mends A Broken Heart S03E06 Andy shows up for a date with Peggy McMillan only to learn her old friend, Don, has arrived unexpectedly, leading to a string of misunderstandings and Barney's attempts at help. Teenage Idol S03E08 Rock 'n' roll idol Johnny Poke visits the Clampetts while in town to play the Hollywood Bowl. Granny's not too happy about it; she's worried Jethro will pick up his bad habits. Granny loses her temper and thinks she turned Jethro into a puppy when she says he needs to be taught a lesson. The Rummage Sale S04E02 The Douglases are asked to donate old clothing to a charity rummage sale. Lisa is glad to give away Oliver's entire wardrobe, but can't part with any of her dresses. Each has a memory attached, leading to flashbacks of Oliver asking Lisa's father for her hand in marriage, the Douglases' honeymoon in Switzerland and their first party in their new Park Avenue apartment. Fat Hermann, Go Home S05E17 Hogan plans to get a trainload of stolen paintings back to London, but things get complicated when Marya uses Schultz to impersonate Reich Marshall Goehring. The Softer They Fall S05E18 Kinchloe fights a German boxing champ, creating a diversion for a heist Hogan is planning. Guest Rita Moreno In The Drum-Out, Sergeant Harvey is dishonorably discharged, but Officer Tim can't do it without fumbling around. Then, in The Pronie, an woman cured from her klutzy behavior meets head on with an accident-prone nurse. Finally, in Stick 'Em Up, Please, a bank robber and bank teller instruct their inexperienced protege, falling in love at the same time. The Case Of The Grumbling Grandfather S04E27 Young David Gideon has his head turned by a conniving woman. In his haste to protect her and her supposed good name, the source of her pain turns up dead—namely her estranged husband. Night Call S05E19 Mysterious phone calls haunt a disabled woman. A Man With A Problem S04E06 A man stands on the ledge of a hotel while police try to talk to him. Safety For The Witness S04E07 A man witnesses a murder by two gangsters. The Dark Hours S07E16 Mannix struggles to recall events that led to him being shot with his own gun. Nightmare "Cannon receives a confession from a dying hitman who says he was responsible for the murder of his wife and daughter 14 years ago." Short Happy Life, A S07E21 Betty's cousin is unaware that she's carrying a locker key that the two men stalking her are willing to kill for. You Know I Can't Hear You When The Thunder Is Clapping S05E04 Steve and Betty Jo affirm their mutual admiration for each other, putting strain on the Bradley family, as Steve had been seeing Billie Jo for quite some time. Pop Goes The Question S05E05 Thanks to Uncle Joe's loose lips, everybody in the valley knows that Steve Elliot is going to marry Betty Jo—everyone, that is, except Betty Jo. The Old Folks Home S04E24 It is spring cleaning time, and Granny is trying to clean the mansion from top to bottom. Jed wants to stop her from doing this and thinks the way to do so is to get Granny out of Beverly Hills. He tells the family to make Granny think she is too tired and too old to work so hard, and Jethro and Elly lay it on a bit too heavy. But it works, and Granny does stop the cleaning. The Girl From Home S04E17 Lafe Crick arrives with his daughter, Essiebelle. He found love letters Jethro wrote to his daughter, a beauty contest winner. He plans to get Jethro and Essiebelle married so he can get his paws in the Clampett fortune. Never Sock A Baby, Leave Well Enough Alone, Stealin Aint Honest, Hello, How Am I? "After Popeye punishes Swee'pea, the little guy runs away., Popeye, saddened by the sight of dogs in a pet shop, buys them and releases them into the streets., Popeye and Olive Oyl sail off to find the whereabouts of Olive's gold mine., Popeye meets himself walking down the street toward Olive's house, where he has been invited to a hamburger feast." Baby Puss, Papa Gets The Bird, Landing Stripling "A little girl makes Tom her baby cat and Jerry with some alley cats taunt the unfortunate feline., Papa Bear, in an effort to prove he is worthwhile, decides to give Mama Bear’s pet canary a bath with disastrous results., Jerry and a helmet wearing bird give Tom a difficult time." Red Riding Hoodlum, Clash And Carry, After The Ball, Bugged In A Rug, Ballyhooey, Musical Moments From Chopin, Calling All Cuckoos "Woody sends Knothead and Splinter to deliver a basket to their grandmother's house. They encounter a wolf, and it seems like the story will follow Little Red Ridinghood's plot. Instead, grandmother falls in love with the wolf and marries him., After an unsuccessful stealing attempt, Chilly Willy buys out all the fish in Wally's store on credit., After his tree home is turned into a bowling ball, Woody Woodpecker refuses to leave, despite Pierre Bear., Charlie Beary struggles to replace a rug in his family's house., Woody tries to watch his quiz show, but it is interrupted by silly commercials., A Musical Miniature cartoon. Andy and Woody play a flawless Chopin piano concert in a barn, not missing a note even when a horse accidentally sets fire to the barn., Herr Spring, a German clockmaker, tries to capture woody for his cuckoo clock." People Are Bunny, Mouse Wreckers, Quackodile Tears, Captain Hareblower, Louvre Come Back To Me!, Road To Andalay, From Hare To Eternity "Daffy hears that a television station is giving away a prize to the first person who can bring in a rabbit. Daffy chases Bugs and traps him in a telephone booth., Hubie and Bertie are determined to live in the house that Claude Cat lives in. , Daffy's wife insists he sit on her egg, but he soon gets up and the egg rolls into a pile of crocodile eggs. , Captain Bugs of his ship battles Pirate Yosemite Sam. , Pepe LePew is strolling around Paris making everyone and everything turn away because of his smell., Sylvester has a falcon help him on his attempt to catch Speedy Gonzales in the desert. , Pirate Yosemite Sam digs up a treasure chest which belongs to Bugs Bunny. " The Night Of Miguelito's Revenge S04E12 Agent West is summoned by a note from agent Gordon to the local barbershop. While waiting for Gordon, West decides to have a shave and is promptly anesthetised by a hot towel from one of Dr. Loveless's assistants, working in disguise. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a carnival funhouse where he encounters dazed-looking Justice Alonzo Fairlie. Before he can get any information from the judge, he is attacked by a quartet of gunmen. He quickly dispatches his adversaries but Justice Fairlie disappears in the confusion, leaving behind a strange clue. The Michael Mcgoo Story S06E26 "When four brothers are orphaned, no one on the train wants all four. Charlie is determined to find a home for the four together and even proposes to a spinster who wants the boys but turns him down so he looks for a husband for her." The Jonah S04E06 Things start going wrong with the fruit harvest when Waldo comes on the scene. The ranch hands firmly believe he’s “Jonah” and pressure nick to fire him. The Lady S10E27 A woman who used to be rich takes a job at the Long Branch while she and her niece are on their way to San Francisco. Kingdom Of Fear S12E27 The Cartwrights and Candy are captured by a man known as "The Judge," who turns them into slaves, forcing them to work in his gold mine. The House Of The Hunter S04E27 Rowdy is kidnapped and held in a house along with a motley group of equally confused characters in this homage to Agatha Christie's 'And Then There Were None.' The Wager S02E16 Sid Morgan hires Paladin to protect him from someone who is trying to kill him. After killing the gunfighter who was following them, Paladin finds out the real reason Morgan hired him. He then hands out his own brand of justice. The Twain Shall Meet S03E05 Josh allows a newspaper reporter from the east to follow him on a manhunt for a story. The Tinhorn S04E24 A professional card player, John Keeler, has set up business in North Fork, but local Jesse Phillips claims that this tinhorn is a cheat. Lucas starts playing poker with Keeler to draw him out. None So Blind S04E25 Mark befriends singer-banjoist Lafayette Bly, a blind man with an acute sense of hearing—and a very strong grip. Three Little Beers, Back To The Woods, Even As I.o.u., Hugs And Mugs, Commotion On The Ocean, Punchy Cowpunchers "The Stooges are inept deliverymen at a brewery. , Set in colonial times, the Stooges are convicted criminals who are banished from England to the American colonies. When they arrive, they find that the colonists are starving because the local Indians won't let them on their hunting grounds. The Stooges go hunting any, and after a wild chase, are captured by the Indians. They escape and another wild chase ensues. , Set in the old west, the Stooges are three soldiers assigned to go undercover and spy on an outlaw gang that's terrorizing a nearby town. The bad guys have the Arizona Kid locked up, so the boys set about rescuing him with the help of beautiful Nell, his girl. They free the kid, and he rides to summon help. The Stooges, with the help of Nell, manage to subdue the bad guys before the kid arrives with the cavalry. , A destitute mother and child move into the stooge's vacant lot home and the boys decide to help them. They steal the kids piggy bank and sneak into the race track. They bet on a long shot that wins and then are gypped out of their winnings by two con men who sell them a washed up race horse. Everything turns out happily when Curly swallows horse vitamins and gives birth to a colt! , The Stooges run a furniture store and come into possession of a stolen pearl necklace. Three crooked dames convince the boys that the necklace is theirs, and when the real thieves arrive, the Stooges fight to defend the girl's property. The Stooges defeat the bad guys and the girls decide to go honest and return the necklace to its rightful owner. , The Stooges are would-be reporters, who are tricked into becoming stowaways by "Borscht", a spy for an enemy country. Stranded on a freighter on the high seas, they discover that Borscht has concealed some stolen microfilm in watermelons they brought aboard for him. After a wild chase, they subdue Borscht and recover the microfilm. " Trilogy Of Terror "Three bizarre horror stories all of which star Karen Black in four different roles playing tormented women." A Riddling Controversy S02E46 The Riddler captures an exiled South American dictator and leaves another puzzle for the Dynamic Duo. Who Mourns For Adonais? S02E02 The Enterprise encounters an alien who claims to be the Greek god Apollo. Mr. R.i.n.g. S01E12 An android murders anyone that threatens its survival. Blast Off Into Space S02E01 Dr. Smith and Will befriend an old miner named Nerim. After a series of earthquakes indicates that the planet is breaking up, Dr. Smith tries to convince them that it is merely the effects of mining, and no harm will come to the planet. John informs him that he is wrong and that the Robinson family will be departing within the day. It is a race against time to escape the crumbling planet. Nightmare S04E17 Crane finds every hand against him as he tries to stop Nelson's missile attack on Washington. Deadly Lodestone S01E17 A new giant inspector comes up with a way to track a metal unique to Earth. The Spindrift crew initially manages to get rid of all of it... until they realize that Dan has a metal pin in his leg made of the material. Reign Of Terror S01E10 In Paris during the French Revolution, the time travelers agree to aid Marie Antoinette in exchange for safe-conduct passes. The Pursued S02E25 An alien reaches out to Vincent with the intention of defecting. The Cham-cham "A series of strange crashes of military aircraft come under investigation by Lady Penelope and the International Rescue organization. A strange web of intrigue is discovered involving a music act in Switzerland and some very strange non standard electronic equipment." Close Encounters Of The Nerd Kind (s3, ep) Looking for a way to make a quick buck, Slater and Zack have Screech dress up as an alien from outer space to trick a tabloid. Slater's Friend (s4, ep) Slater unwittingly dooms his chameleon when he leaves it with Screech. Save That Tiger (s2, ep) When Zack and Slater's prank war against rival school Valley High escalates, Screech gets kidnapped! Screech's Birthday (s4, ep) After the gang forgets Screech's birthday, he gets revenge by sending them all to detention, not knowing they're planning a surprise party in Mr. Belding's office. Blind Dates (s3, ep) Zack agrees to go on a date with Mr. Belding's niece, Penny, but when Kelly invites him to her birthday party, he sends Screech instead. The Prom (s3, ep) When her dad loses his job, Kelly chooses to cancel prom with Zack in order to save money. Fred's New Boss S02E32 Fred agrees to talk to his boss about hiring unemployed Barney. Barney The Invisible S03E01 Fred invents a soft drink formula that causes Barney's hiccups to disappear--along with Barney! The Bowling Ballet S03E02 Fred secretly becomes a ballet pupil in order to regain his form for a big bowling match. Private Property S01E21 When Cogswell puts up a building next to Spacely, it reveals a property line that both men want. Career Fever S01E09 Greg writes a class paper about wanting to become an architect like his dad. Mike reads the paper and is ecstatic and encouraging, but is Greg's heart really in it? Goodbye, Alice, Hello S01E10 The kids begin to give Alice the cold shoulder treatment after she reveals that Greg and Peter broke an antique lamp of Carol's. The girls join the bandwagon when Alice innocently tells Carol that Marcia left the stereo on all night. Feeling unwanted and no longer needed, Alice quits. Beaver And Ivanhoe S03E36 Assigned to read one more book before the end of the school year, Ward suggests Ivanhoe, and Beaver reads it and takes the ideas of knighthood and chivalry to heart. He begins defending girls and begins charging his friends to make them knights. Wally's Play S03E37 Wally has joined an all-male club at school and learns that they are putting on a play. He's not too happy when he learns that the part he's supposed to play is that of a chorus girl. Later, Beaver and Gilbert make matters worse when they stumble upon Wally's costume, a dress. The Folk Singers S04E26 After their careers don’t exactly work out well, Jethro, after unsuccessfully trying to launch himself into space, and Miss Jane, after quitting at the bank, decide to launch a career in folk music. But the two learn that what they actually had in mind isn't anywhere in their future and end up deciding to return to their original plans. The Beautiful Maid S04E27 The Clampetts take in Ulla, a Swedish actress hoping to learn their way of life for a movie, and a girl they think is a poor sharecropper's daughter. Diamonds Are An Ape's Best Friend S01E22 A gorilla kidnaps Mrs. Howell. How To Be A Hero S01E23 The castaways attempt to make Gilligan feel like a hero. Take My Mama, Please! (s6, ep) When Mama thinks she can do better than the comedian at the local dinner theater, she signs up for the open microphone night. And when the church congregation learns of it, she is forced to get serious about coming up with an act. Mama Takes Stock (s6, ep) Mama finds an old certificate for 10 shares of stock which is now worth a pretty penny and may be able to save Vint from getting laid off. A New Woman S03E08 Vicki runs away; a woman rejects a suitor and falls for Doc; two people who once served on a deadlocked jury clash. Lawman Barney S03E07 Barney's ability to be a lawman is put to the test with some peddlers and he fails. His confidence is shattered until Andy steps in behind the scenes and warns the peddlers of "Fife the Fierce." Pizza- Telina Cuppari "Pizza collector Telina, the Guinness World Record holder shows off for some of her cheesiest pizza items, a pizza swag chain, pizza box from "Home Alone" and her couture pizza dress. Expert John has a trade offer that'll be incredibly hard to top." Some 38th Parallels S04E19 Frank tries to distinguish himself by selling the camp garbage, but it's Hawkeye who finds a use for it: he dumps it on a troublesome Colonel Coner. The Novocaine Mutiny S04E20 Frank has Hawkeye up on charges of mutiny for usurping his authority when Potter was away on leave and Frank was the commanding officer. B.J., Potter and Radar are in attendance of the preliminary hearing, at which they hear conflicting versions of what happened. Edith's Winning Ticket S03E12 When Edith finds some old lottery tickets that she has totally forgotten about, Archie hits the roof claiming she was wasting money. However, Archie's attitude quickly changes when the family discovers that one of the tickets is a winner, but there is a catch: Edith claims the tickets don't belong to her, but belong to George Jefferson. Archie And The Bowling Team S03E13 Archie comes home in a fantastic mood for a change and it's all because he has the chance to possibly join a prestigious bowling team, the Cannonballers. After waiting six years, it seems that there is finally a vacancy on the team and Archie is planning to try out, even though the team practices discrimination in admitting members. The Locket S03E14 Edith's antique locket is missing and Archie sees it as a way to collect from the insurance company to buy a new television set. Confident of getting the insurance money, Archie orders a new color set, only to have an insurance adjuster arrive at the house to question the claim. Archie In The Hospital S03E15 Archie has been suffering from a terrible pain in his back and has become a terrible pain to Edith, who has been waiting on him hand and foot. When the doctor takes a look at him, he orders Archie to be admitted to the hospital for tests. This is where Archie befriends the other patient in his room, but because of a partition, Archie doesn't realize the man is black. Guest Bernadette Peters In Give Him the Needle, two feuding doctors use a patient as a bargaining chip. Then, in Mr. Cool, Harvey tries to teach Tim how to charm the ladies. Finally, in Call Me a Doctor, Vicki double-crosses her crook boyfriend, using a naive doctor. Guest Steve Lawrence In Career Couple, a career-obsessed couple tries to fit each other into their schedule. Then, in Riddles, Carol gets aggravated when Vicki won't tell her the answer to a riddle. Finally, in Mrs. Wiggins, Mr. Tudball tries to teach Mrs. Wiggins how to use an intercom. One Angry Man S01E25 Rob reports for jury duty and has a hard time believing the attractive defendant is guilty. Where You Been, Fassbinder? S01E26 Sally gets her hopes up when an old friend comes to visit around her birthday. Opportunity Knock But S04E32 Ralph and Ed play pool with Ralph's boss and Ed gets a job at the bus company. From Agnes - With Love S05E20 A computer technician begins getting advice on his love life from Agnes, the computer he works with. Terror At Northfield (s2, ep) A pious extremist embarks on a killing spree to retaliate for the death of his son. The Other Side Of The Coin S04E16 While working as a clerk in a small grocery store in Ocean Grove, California, Kimble becomes embroiled in a conflict between his co-worker Larry Corby and his father Ben, who's the town sheriff. When Ben refuses to support Larry and his pregnant girlfrien Recovery S02E25 Paul Shipherd, a defector from the U.S., has been put in charge of dissecting a SAC bomber fail-safe at the Vatzia Institute. The IMF must steal the fail-safe and recover Shipherd. The Blind Pianist S01E04 A "blind" pianist witnesses a murder and, to protect his secret, hires Pete to find the killer. The Frog S01E05 Pete is called by a gangster's leg man who is then murdered, becoming involved in a search for incriminating evidence. Resident Officer S02E19 Dan Mathews searches for the murderers of a fellow officer. The Candy Store Robberies S01E08 Friday and Gannon try to figure out a pattern to a series of candy store hold-ups. The solution comes when they discover that there are two suspects. The Fur Job "Gannon goes undercover as a buyer in order to trap fur thieves" The Honeymoon Is Over S10E21 A time-consuming project at work has Steve and Robbie tied up and exhausted, leading to trouble with Barbara and Katie. North Carolina In My Mind Brotherly Love S01E06 June has had it with Wally and Beaver's fighting and demands they make a pact to be nice to one another and do things together. However, when each boy gets an invitation for individual social outings, they each attempt to break the pact. Water, Anyone "Wally and his friends are trying to earn enough money to buy baseball uniforms so they put a plan into action by doing their chores at a slow pace in order to maximize their hourly pay. Meanwhile, Beaver, also wanting to be on the team, begins selling water to his family and neighbors." The Case Of The Betrayed Bride S08E05 A recently widowed women becomes tangled in a web of suspicion when she hastily remarries a fortune-hunting Frenchman. When the Frenchman's ex-wife comes looking for him, he turns up shot dead in a swimming pool. The Defense (s6, ep) Matlock defends teenager Danny Hayes, who is accused of murdering his father. Danny insists that his father was going to kill his mother, but the testimony of his father's best friend damages the young man's story. Sparta Gold S05E09 A deputy provides protection for a cotton grower who is running a pot growing operation. But the deputy makes a big mistake when he wounds Bubba's girlfriend. The Fire S01E16 A girl whose mother died years ago, runs away from her father and new stepmother, back to her deserted house in Walton's Mountain. Dry Road To Nowhere S10E28 Matt investigates why a gunman is stalking a temperance preacher. An Earthquake Called Callahan S12E28 Joe searches for a professional fighter who can clear the name of an incarcerated Dusty Rhoades. Jealous Man S04E26 Jake and Fay Owens, old friends of Micah, are the McCain's new neighbors. Jake quickly develops an unreasoning jealousy of Lucas with Fay. Guilty Conscience S04E27 No one's more surprised than Micah when newcomer Leota Carraway claims he's her long-lost husband and the father of her child. The Adam Mackenzie Story S06E27 "The Perez family is run out of town because people believe their daughter Juana is a witch. The family joins the wagon train, and after Juana's brother Felipe is mauled by a cat, the old world is pitted against the new world of medicine." Log 61: The Runaway S01E12 Walters and Brinkman are on a roll lately and like to brag, much to the irritation of Reed. He and Malloy help them out by finishing one of their calls, then rescue a sick teenage girl and arrest the young man who took her in. Back on patrol, they meet an informant who gives them a tip on a big drug buy scheduled for 11 PM. They give the info to Sgt. Miller who asks them to help in the bust. Log 122 Christmas: The Yellow Dump Truck S01E13 On Christmas Eve, Reed and Malloy make rounds distributing police department donation packages to needy families, and pull many heartstrings. Smilin' Jack S04E21 The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot, 'Smilin' Jack, who doesn't want to quit, and a twice-wounded GI who does. The More I See You S04E22 Hawkeye is reunited with a woman he thought was out of his life forever, but who never altogether leaves. Deluge S04E23 A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm, which makes matters difficult for the staff. The Interview S04E24 Clete Roberts has arrived in Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, B.J., Frank, Radar, Klinger, Mulcahy and Potter, they talk about how they cope with their situation, what they miss about home, how they feel about who they work with and whether they see any good in coming from war. The Mayberry Band S03E08 Mayor Stoner declares the town's marching band a disgrace and refuses to allocate money for its annual trip to the state competition. Andy takes matters into his own hands, with help from Bobby Fleet and his Band with a Beat. Floyd The Gay Deceiver S03E09 Madeline Grayson, a rich widow that Floyd has been "pen-palling" with, announces in her next letter that she wants to meet him face-to-face. Of course, the whole time Floyd has been pretending in his letters to be a wealthy entrepreneur. The Widow Poke Arrives S03E09 Granny flies widow Emma Poke out to Beverly Hills to match-make with Jed. She figures she can trick Jed into marriage, though Jed finds out what is going on. However, Jed doesn’t want to marry her, and it turns out that Emma doesn’t want to marry him. Hail To The Fire Chief S04E03 Scheming to get Oliver to pay his way to a convention, Fire Chief Joe Carson appoints him as his assistant. Instead, Oliver finds the Hooterville Fire Department to be inept and ill-prepared. Oliver's call for improvements results in Uncle Joe being voted out and him being named the new chief. Gowns By Yvette S05E19 Hogan plans to use the wedding of Burkhalter's niece to smuggle a defector out of Germany. One Army At A Time S05E20 Carter convinces the German he is one of them when he is captured in German uniform. Swiped Life, A In A Swiped Life, the gang parodies "A Stolen Life" with Carol as Bette Davis' role of twin sisters with opposite personalities who get confused for each other. The Case Of The Guilty Clients S04E28 Lola and Jeff Bronson are going through a divorce and can't wait to be rid of each other—until Bill Ryder sabotages Jeff's business and makes a play for Lola. When Ryder is found dead, Jeff and Lola are the two prime suspects. Spur Of The Moment S05E21 After encountering a terrifying figure in black, a woman faces the biggest decision of her life. Murder Me Twice S04E08 A woman commits murder while under hypnosis. Tea Time S04E09 A woman confronts the wife of a rich man and tries to convince her to give her husband a divorce. A Night Full Of Darkness S07E18 Mannix's police department pal, Lieutenant Malcolm, is a victim of a setup. The private eye tries to get to the bottom of things in order to clear his friend. The Deadly Conspiracy "Frank Cannon and Barnaby Jones team up for an investigation of a murder at a big corporation in which a deliveryman was charged with the crime." Child Of Love, Child Of Vengeance (part 1) S07E22 Barnaby's probing of a lawyer's murder leads him to a religious cult. Counterfeit S02E21 Dan Mathews tracks down a ring of expert forgers. The Jade Story S01E10 More than $200,000 worth of imperial jade is reported stolen. Friday and Gannon determine the burglary was an inside job. The Big Shooting S01E11 A police officer is shot while making a routine check on a pair of paroled convicts parked near a liquor store. Baubles, Bangles, And Beatrice S10E22 Ernie becomes the unwilling object of Dodie's young friend's affection, and Barbara takes a substitute teaching job, which comes with an unexpected surprise. Don't Get Scammed! Beaver's Crush S01E08 Beaver has a crush on his teacher, Miss Canfield. When Judy, Whitey and Larry tease him for being a "teacher's pet," Beaver tries to prove them wrong and places a spring snake in her desk. However, Beaver has second thoughts and becomes determined to remove the snake before she finds it. The Clubhouse S01E09 Wally and his friends build a clubhouse, and Beaver wants to join. Although the dues are $1 for 8th graders, Beaver has to come up with $3 in order to join their club. How can Beaver earn the money? The Case Of The Nautical Knot S08E06 Mason is summoned when Harvey Scott's efforts to retain temporary control of the family mining company lead to murder. The Game Show (s6, ep) When the producer of a popular gameshow is murdered, Matlock is hired to defend the show's aging host while Michelle goes undercover as a contestant. An Eye For An Eye S05E10 The father of a man Gerard prosecuted kidnaps the DA's daughter. The Love Story S01E17 John Boy falls in love with Jenny Pendelton. Twenty Miles From Dodge S10E29 A gang of outlaws abducts Kitty and her fellow stagecoach passengers. The Grand Swing S13E01 Ben takes Jake on an extended tour of the Ponderosa to teach him a lesson after his recklessness destroys a wagon, killing a horse. Day Of Reckoning S04E28 Lucas is torn by conflicting emotions when he meets the town's new preacher—a former outlaw whom he vowed to kill. The Day The Town Slept S04E29 The town of North Fork becomes a haven for outlaws when suave Ben Judson smooth-talks his way into the marshal's job. The Tom Tuesday Story S06E28 "While scouting in Wyoming territory, Duke is forced by outlaw Tom Tuesday to act as his guide to an important rendezvous in Ruby City, Idaho. Tuesday is going blind from a gunshot wound, and Duke is able to turn the tables on him." Log 81: The Long Walk S01E14 After roll call, Reed and Malloy provide backup at a robbery, help a lost man return home, handle a call about a prowler and respond to a silent alarm. Malloy demonstrates for Reed the importance of "officer presence." Log 36 -- Jimmy Eisley's Dealing Smack S01E15 Reed and Malloy spot TJ, an informant, who tells them about a possible drug house. They spot a woman and girl at the same bus stop an hour apart. When they stop to talk to her, she tries to run. Bug Out (part 1) "A rumor that there's going to be a practice bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumor suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begins surgery on a patient with a spinal injury. The bug-out proceeds without him, Hot Lips and Radar, and they quickly learn after the unit departs that they're in the midst of the front. When Potter, Mulcahy, BJ, Frank and the others arrive at the buildings which had been scouted by helicopter, they find the house full of "business girls," and Potter gives them Klinger's dresses to persuade them to leave the house. A helicopter comes to evacuate the spinal injury patient, and just as the three get ready to go to the new location, they find the 4077 is already returning, and eventually everyone reunites back at the camp, what with the Chinese being repulsed. " Bug Out S05E01 A rumor that there's going to be a camp relocation causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in that the rumor is indeed fact! Margaret's Engagement S05E02 Margaret, calling from Tokyo, holds the camp in suspense until she returns with the news of her engagement to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. Frank Burns takes the news hard and arrests a Korean family as spies. Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind S05E03 While fixing a stove that explodes, Hawkeye's face is badly burned. His eyes are bandaged, and it is not known if he will ever see again. Meanwhile Frank bets on the outcome of a baseball game, which he has already heard on the radio. Opie's Rival S03E10 Opie is afraid that Andy's new girlfriend, Peggy, will take his place in his father's heart, and sets out to sabotage their relationship. Convicts-at-large S03E11 Barney and Floyd run out of gas while coming home from a fishing trip. While looking for a telephone they are captured by three female escaped convicts. The Ballet S03E10 Mrs. Drysdale gets Jed to back the Beverly Hills Ballet Company, and Jed figures that ballet is the perfect way to keep Granny, who is tired of getting “butler sassed,” among other things, in Beverly Hills. Jed gets her interested in the dance just as Mrs. Drysdale gets the money she needs to save the ballet company. Eb's Romance S04E04 Eb announces his engagement to Loreli Appleby, a girl he met the day before. In an attempt to impress his future father-in-law, Eb succeeds in destroying the farmer's cabbage crop. To get back in the man's good graces, Eb pawns Oliver's cow Eleanor so he can make the Appleby's mortgage payment. Standing Room Only S05E21 Hogan tries to save Klink from an officer who plans on turning him in for not having balanced books. How To Cook A German Goose By Radar S05E24 A new prisoner in a corporal's uniform turns out to be a general with a mission for Hogan. Strickly For The Birds / Fun In A Drugstore In Strictly for the Birds, Harvey tries to hurray a bird feeding Carol along. Then, in Fun in a Drugstore, Tim gives Harvey the run-around while filling a prescription. Finally, in The Cruise, a hum-drum secretary dreams of a shipboard romance. The Case Of The Jealous Journalist S05E01 The drowning death of a newspaper executive during a fishing trip sets off all kinds of repercussions at the newspaper. Queen Of The Nile S05E23 Columnist Jordan Herrick is startled to learn that a famous movie actress hasn't aged in years. Intrigued, he investigates—and soon learns a terrifying secret. And The Desert Shall Blossom S04E10 Two old men face being evicted from their shack when they show no evidence of self-support. Mrs. Herman And Mrs. Fenimore S04E11 Two women scheme to get rid of a rich old man. Walk A Double Line S07E17 Mannix wonders why a seemingly open-and-shut case got dropped. The Wrong Medicine "Cannon investigates a doctors claim that he is innocent of a death he was charged with concerning a patient he was treating that had slipped into a diabetic coma. Cannon becomes involved in a medical malpractice suit when a young resident physician is charged with making the wrong diagnosis on a woman in an apparent diabetic coma who dies after his treatment. Hired by the hospital facing a two million dollar suit, Cannon hears testimony of the accused Dr. Jeff Reston, played by guest star David Birney, that the woman he treated wore a diabetic's bracelet. She was, in fact, suffering from hypoglycemia. But the bracelet disappeared and none of the nurses attending with Reston can back up his story. Reston then gives Cannon a motive for a possible conspiracy against him. " Child Of Love, Child Of Vengeance (part 2) S07E23 A member of the cult that Barnaby has encountered may be the key to solving the murder of a lawyer the detective's been investigating. Suspected Cop S02E22 Dan Mathews must prove a patrolman's innocence before a newspaper prints the story. The Hit And Run Driver S01E12 Friday and Gannon use newspapers, radio and TV to publicize their clues to the identity of a hit-and-run driver. The Big Bookie S01E13 Friday goes undercover with the department's chaplain in order to bust a gambling ring. Mister X S10E23 While Steve is working on a top priority project, a bearded man of mystery confounds the Douglas family and the authorities alike. Toony's Time Machine "Bill and Toony are transported back in time on a toy hunting adventure." Wally's Girl Trouble S01E10 Wally and Beaver dread attending dance school, so when Wally suddenly takes a liking in it, June and Ward are dumbfounded. It seems Wally has developed a crush on a girl named Penny and Beaver soon feels neglected and left out when Wally begins spending all his time with her. Beaver's Short Pants S01E11 When June goes on a trip to visit her sister, Peggy, June's Aunt Martha steps in and stays with Ward and the boys. They do their best not to hurt Martha's feelings, but Beaver has the hardest time, when she buys him a suit, knee socks, a cap and short pants and makes him wear the outfit to school. The Case Of The Bullied Bowler S08E07 After a struggling bowling alley is shut down at the insistence of a domineering townswoman, a doctor involved in the closure is found murdered. The Foursome (s6, ep) Matlock reluctantly agrees to defend millionaire Ellis Blake when he's accused of murdering his daughter's fiancé, Jeffrey Holden, a blackmailing golf caddy. Littlest Victim S05E11 Lonnie makes a heartbreaking discovery about a woman he dated in high school. The Courtship S01E18 The family sets up their cousin Cody, a 64-year-old bachelor, on a date with Cordelia Hunnicutt The Pariah S10E30 An immigrant's life improves after he kills an outlaw—at least for a while. Fallen Woman S13E02 After Hoss helps send a man to prison, his wife insists that Hoss should be made responsible for their son. Milly's Brother S04E30 A veteran returns with tales of heroism and the fate of Milly's brother in the Civil War. Outlaw's Shoes S04E31 A head wound wipes out Lucas' memory, leaving him with only one clue: he's wearing an outlaw's gun. Heather And Hamish Story S06E29 "Samuel MacIntosh picks Hamish Browne to marry his daughter Heather before the two have met. Heather is a naive young girl who thinks she can talk to animals, while Hamish is a backwoods boy who cares for his livestock more than for women." Log 62 -- Grand Theft Horse? S01E16 The officers have to put with a mystery noise in the car while handling grand theft horse, a naive girl and a robbery suspect who makes fake calls to distract the police Log 33 -- It All Happened So Fast S01E17 In a behind-the-scenes look at police investigations into deadly force incidents, Reed endures a night of intensive questioning by the station's lieutenant after he kills a man in self-defense. Lt. Radar O'reilly S05E04 Following an offer of promotion made by Master Sergeant Woodruff at a poker game, Radar is promoted to the rank of lieutenant. Finding this position awkward, Radar opts to return to his position as an enlisted man. The Nurses S05E05 When Hot Lips confines Nurse Baker to her quarters, little does she know that Baker's husband has arrived in the camp. Hawkeye and B.J. put them together in Hot Lips' tent, telling everyone that a quarantined patient has been placed there. When Hot Lips discovers what has happened, she breaks down and refuses to press charges. The Abduction Of Margaret Houlihan S05E06 After hearing that North Korean prisoners have been released in the area, everyone is upset when Margaret disappears. Colonel Flagg is called in to investigate, and bungles things in his usual manner. Dear Sigmund S05E07 Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke with B.J., aimed at Frank Burns. The Bed Jacket S03E12 Aunt Bea longs for a special present: a blue bed jacket. The Bank Job S03E13 Barney tries to convince everyone of a lack of security at Mayberry Bank, and is furious that no one listens to him. Taking matters into his own hands, he ends up stuck in the bank vault. The Boarder S03E11 Granny decides to start her own boarding house. The Clampetts put out signs welcoming any incoming boarders and advertising what they offer. When the Drysdale's new butler, Arthur Pinckney, arrives in town he thinks the signs are meant as a welcome for him so he goes to the Clampetts' mansion. The Candidate S04E05 Fed up with the lousy condition of the Hooterville highway, Oliver launches an attack on their beloved state district representative, Ben Hanks. The folksy, duck-calling, guitar-playing politician proves too wily for Oliver, even when caught padding the state payroll with relatives. The Sergeant's Analyst S05E23 After Burkhalter finds him sleeping on the job, Schultz is ordered to the Russian Front. Psychic Kommandant S05E25 Hogan convinces Klink he has ESP in order to get the plans to a new airplane with a silent engine. Family, The / Oldest Man, The In The Family, Eunice and Mama go to an elegant restaurant and feel the pressure to put on airs. Then, in The Oldest Man, a bank robber is chased by the Oldest Man in the Wild West. The Case Of The Impatient Partner S05E02 Paint manufacturer Amory Fallon suspects that his partner, Ned Thompson, is behind a mysterious fire and explosion. What's In The Box S05E24 A cheating husband sees his secret revealed and its horrible consequences on his just-repaired TV set. Six People, No Music S04E12 A rich man comes back to life to ensure that his funeral is not overly ornate. The Morning After S04E13 A mother is shocked to learn that her daughter is having an affair with a married man. The Girl From Nowhere S07E19 When a little girl turns up dead and unidentified, Mannix sets out to discover who she was. The Iceman "Cannon reopens an investigation when he discovers a convicted man may be innocent, but then refuses parole. Robert Foxworth is the villain. He plays a murderer, an ex-Green Beret who served in Vietnam with overtones of CIA activity. The murdered man was Cannon's friend, and that brings him into the case. When the convicted murderer turns down a parole, Cannon becomes very curious." Target Of A Wedding S07E24 An heiress doesn't know that the fortune hunter she's fallen for has murdered her benefactor. Trojan Horse S02E23 Dan Mathews works hard to outsmart three desperate criminals who resort to using a clever ruse. The Subscription Racket S01E14 Friday learns about a scam artist with a novel twist: he uses an authentic Congressional Medal of Honor to solicit magazine subscriptions. The Big Gun S01E15 A Japanese widow is senselessly murdered, leaving her small daughter an orphan. Friday has a hard time controlling his emotions while seeking the killer. Dodie's Dilemma S10E24 Dodie calls upon her big brothers for help when girls at school tease her, saying that "Douglas" is not her real last name. World Tuna Day The Perfume Salesmen S01E12 Wally and Beaver want to win a fancy film projector and in order to get it they have to sell 24 bottles of perfume. However, the appalling aroma of the perfume quickly leads to zero sales and has Ward trying to think up a sales gimmick. Voodoo Magic S01E13 June and Ward make Wally and Beaver promise that they won't go see a scary movie. However, Wally and Beaver are talked into seeing it, thanks to Wally's so-called best friend, Eddie Haskell. The movie has quite an influence on Beaver, who makes a voodoo doll, names it Eddie Haskell and sticks it with pins. The Case Of The Grumbling Grandfather S08E27 Young David Gideon has his head turned by a conniving woman. In his haste to protect her and her supposed good name, the source of her pain turns up dead—namely her estranged husband. The Ambassador: Part 1 (s6, ep) Anthony Stewart is charged with murdering Michael Russell, the husband of the woman with whom he has been sleeping. Although Stewart, a visiting British ambassador, has diplomatic immunity, he refuses to use it and wants to clean his name. The Landlord S05E12 A drug dealing slumlord is murdered by his accomplices. The Gypsies S01E19 A band of gypsies are traveling through Walton's Mountain when they become stranded Gilt Guilt S10E31 Doc treats a woman and her son for scurvy. Bushwhacked! S13E03 Joe is found shot in the back and delirious by a pair of cowboys roaming the prairie. The Executioner S04E32 A former neighbor of the McCain's is released from jail after serving his sentence for stage coach robbery, but the money was never found. Lucas agrees to let the man work for him, but the new work hand holds a secret. Lou Mallory S05E03 Lou Mallory has arrived in North Fork and quickly purchases land, which includes the hotel and Milly Scott's store. She pays higher prices than the sellers feel their properties are worth. Everyone is happy until they find out that Lou really is an astute businesswoman. The Blane Wessels Story S06E30 "Duke and three women under attack by Cheyenne Indians are helped by a stranger who has a fatalistic attitude toward life. They take refuge in a relay station where the stranger slowly relays his past to the others while they hope for help." Log 112 -- You Blew It S01E18 The shift starts with the officers talking about another officer's judgment. Little do they realize they will be facing the same problem several times during the shift. Log 51 -- A Jumper - Code Two S01E19 The officers have one of those nights where they either have no calls or minor issues they can do nothing about. But at the end of the shift, Malloy must cook up a dangerous solution to a suicide jumper. Mulcahy's War S05E08 After Frank discovers that Danny Fitzsimmons has shot himself to get out of combat, Father Mulcahy is called in. Realizing his lack of understanding of the fighting, Mulcahy accompanies Radar to an aid station, where they encounter the real war at first hand. Mulcahy performs an emergency tracheotomy, guided by Hawkeye over the radio. The Korean Surgeon S05E09 When Dr. Syn Paik, a North Korean surgeon, arrives with some wounded, he is passed off as a South Korean by Hawkeye and B.J., but to no avail. Hot Lips and Frank try to convince Potter that Paik is a spy. Paik, Hawkeye and B.J. agree that it would be in the interest of all for him to leave. Hawkeye Get Your Gun S05E10 After 24 hours of surgery, Hawkeye and Potter venture off to a Korean hospital to lend a hand. Hawkeye is appalled to learn that he must carry a gun. After helping the Koreans, they are shelled on the way back. They scramble from the jeep before it is shelled, and Potter urges Hawkeye to shoot in self-defense, against Hawkeye's will, and he does—into the air. The Colonel's Horse S05E11 While Colonel Potter goes to Tokyo on R&R, his horse develops colic. Klinger becomes chronically depressed, and Hot Lips gets appendicitis. The horse is flushed out with a hose, Hawkeye and B.J. perform an appendectomy on Hot Lips, and all are well when Potter returns, except Klinger. Potter offers Klinger a discharge for severe depression, and Klinger gets very excited, which loses him the discharge. One-punch Opie S03E14 Opie must learn to defend himself against a bully. Barney And The Governor S03E15 Barney is goaded into ticketing the governor's car and mistakenly believes Andy is setting him up for a dressing-down by the governor. The Boarder Stays S03E12 Pinckney, the Drysdale's new butler, finds no success in his attempts at molding the Clampetts into high society people. He runs out, planning to return to England. Meanwhile, the Clampetts, who think Pinckney is their boarder, are mad that he ran out on them. They decide to keep the boarding house open, but change a few things—pay up front. Handy Lessons S04E06 Wanting to be a bigger help to Oliver, Lisa decides to learn carpentry. She buys overalls and begins to study the craft from the inept Monroe brothers. Lisa's talents result in destruction in Monroes' workshop and earns Oliver a punch in the nose. Crittendon's Commandos S05E25 Crittendon is the only one to avoid capture when he and his commandos parachute into the area during a mission to capture Rommel. Klink's Escape S05E26 Hogan gets Klink to think he is about to capture a POW escape ring. Guest Joanne Woodward In The Family, Eunice reunites with an old friend who's now a carefree divorcee. The Case Of The Blushing Pearls S05E04 Mitsuo Kamuri has been seeing a great deal of Grover Nichols, son of wealthy businessman Hudson Nichols. Nichols doesn't approve of his son's relationship and when Mitsuo is "caught" with a string of valuable pearls belonging to Mrs. Nichols, he agrees to absolve her if she stops seeing his son. The Masks S05E25 A dying man demands that his family wear masks he's given them at a Mardi Gras party. A Personal Matter S04E14 Two engineers fight each other and a mountain to get a tunnel built on time. Out There - Darkness S04E15 A woman refuses to lend a man $50 to help his girlfriend. Portrait Of A Hero S07E12 Mannix investigates the mysterious death of an Air Force pilot who died right before the presentation of an experimental aircraft. Voice From The Grave "Reverend" Will can heal the sick by the power of faith. Or can he? Either way, his "powers" won't keep a witness to murder from coming forward, and that means... another murder. Temptation S07E25 As a police lieutenant ends up falling for the ex-girlfriend of a murderer in trying to make her a witness to have the murderer convicted, he's framed for the murder of a second witness, so Barnaby and J.R. try to clear him. Female Hitchhiker S02E24 Dan Mathews tracks a trio of highway killers and walks into a trap.